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Linda Blair

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Tony Brubaker

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John Vernon

Mr. Ridgeway

Gregory Scott Cummins

Zalazar

Joe Tornatore

Trainer

George Buck Flower

Seed

Dick Durock

Corbin

Debra Lamb

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Danny Trejo

Mean

Charlie Brill

Alan

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