Tiffani Thiessen

Hagitha Utslay

Tom Arnold

Doughy

Coolio

Principal

Majandra Delfino

Martina

Julie Benz

Barbara

Danny Strong

Boner

Simon Rex

Slab

Harley Cross

Dawson

Aimee Graham

Screw

Kim Greist

Mrs. Peacock

Chris Palermo

The Killer

Steven Anthony Lawrence

Chuckie

Alanna Ubach

Ms. Grossberg

Mink Stole

Madame La Tourneau

Khrystyne Haje

Sexy Doctor

Artie Lange

Mr. Hasselhof

Shirley Jones

Nurse Kervorkian

Jimmie Walker

Pimp

Rose Marie

Miss Tingle

David Herman

Mr. Lowelle

Kristin Herold

Tiffany

Renée Graham

Amber

Douglas Fisher

Maitre'D

Gavin Grazer

Pizza Guy

Michael Reisz

Vice Principal