Kay Anderson

Self

Jim Bassi

Self

Sean Vreeland

Self - Student Petitioner

Michael Nigro

Self

Kenneth F. Brown

Self (as Ken Brown)

Joe Vogel

Self

Alex Caldiero

Self - Animated UVSC Professor

Bob Rasmussen

Self - Asst. VP Student Life

William Sederburg

Self - UVSC President

Pierre LaMarche

Self - UVSC Philosophy Professor (as Pierre Lamarche)

Phil Gordon

Self - VSC Communication Chair

Michael Moore

Self

Dennis Potter

Self - UVSC Philsophy Professor

Sean Hannity

Self

Jesse J. Steele

Sean Hannity's victim (as Jessie Steele)

Janae Anderson

Self

Vegor Pedersen

Self - Editor of College Times

Phil Clegg

Self - Student Life Advisor

George W. Bush

Self (archive footage)

Sean Combs

Self (archive footage) (as Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs)

Teresa Heinz

Self (archive footage)

John Kerry

Self (archive footage)

Jason Nichols

Self - Angry UVSC Professor