Natasha Lyonne

White Girl (Crystal)

María Celedonio

Cyclona (Angela)

Vincent Gallo

Sister Gomez

David Alan Grier

Mr. Butz

Michael T. Weiss

Drifter

John Landis

Judge

Max Perlich

Flacco

Bob Dawson

Detective Crefilo

Jenn Griffin

Detective Dollar

April Telek

Mrs. Wilson

Richard Hendery

American Trick

Alfonso Quijada

Federale

Kendall Saunders

Blanca

Nicole Parker

Mousy

Amber Warnat

2nd White Girl

Abel Urbina

Mexican Trick

Bailee Reid

Amputee Sex Brat

Marc Baur

TV Cop

Pat Waldron

Grandma

Tom Heaton

Gramps

Jo Bates

Female Jailer

Kevin Leslie

Junior

Paul Bittante

INS Agent #1

José Vargas

Mexican Detainee

Julia Ocenas

Corky

Catlin Anderson

Vic, Goody Two Shoes Nazi

Alieka Perreault

Courthouse Whore

Freda Perry

Mrs. Wilson's Asst.