John Patrick Jordan

Larnell

Robin Sydney

Sarah Leigh

Mindy Robinson

Phoebe

Amy Paffrath

Velicity

Sonny Carl Davis

Rabbit

Chance A. Rearden

Hambo

Jacob Witkin

Grampa

Rorie Moon

Candy

Jonathan Katz

Jeff

David DeCoteau

Self

Skin Diamond

Poonisher 1

Adriana Sephora

Poonisher 2

Cameron Dee

Poontang Girl

Michelle Mais

Evil Bong / Eebee (voice)

Tian Wang

Mr. G

Jinhee Joung

Mrs. G

Circus-Szalewski

Redneck

Kaius Harrison

Redder Neck

Noelle Ann Mabry

Crack Whore