Melissa Evers

The Beauty

Al Goldstein

Super Sausage

Ronnie Love

Neanderthal Man

Erica Eaton

Miss Crabtree

Honeysuckle Divine

Herself

Jim Buckley

The Narrator

Darby Lloyd Rains

Worried Mother

Jody Maxwell

Split Beaver / Singing Cocksucker from Missouri

Marc Stevens

Screw Newsstand Vendor

Helen Madigan

Victorian Lady /Modern Woman

Eric Edwards

Victorian Gentleman /Modern Man

David Buckley

2nd Man to Pick Up Woman /Customer on Couch /N.Y. Times Purchaser

Helene Buckley

2nd Woman to Get Picked Up /Customer on Couch

Steve Kraus

Gynecologist /Dentist

Heidi High

Nurse /Assistant Nurse

Don Allen

Army Sergeant /Cock in Crib /Beer Hard On /Man with Big Joint in Up-to-Date Smoker /Joe Shmegeggi

Glenda Glisten

Patient

Donna Bartell

Tattooed Customer

Sandy Foxx

Sally