Ezra Buzzington

Hate

Jason Mewes

Ned

Lauren Walsh

Love

Jack Forcinito

Sonny

Monique Parent

Selma

Timothy Muskatell

Poot

Ricardo Gray

Cleb

Felissa Rose

Realtor

Alexis Zibolis

Jenna

Jeanine Daniels

Hailey

Trista Robinson

Tabbi

Ted Prior

Danton

Joanna Angel

Candy

Tommy Pistol

Mike

Regan Reese

Lead Dancer

Shane Ryan-Reid

Artsy Strip Club Patron (as Shane Ryan)

Kai Lanette

Feisty Strip Club Patron

Dave Corsile

Barfly #1

Alissa Koenig

Waitress

Frank Megna

WRDAC Manager

Jessie Lee Nunn

Barfly #2

Luke Y. Thompson

Strip Club Pervert