Chris Beattie

Gerry McCarten

Greg McLane

Sewell

Charlie Hardwick

Mrs. McCarten

Roy Hudd

Mr. Sewell

Tim Healy

Mr. McCarten

Kevin Whately

Mr. Caird

Kerry Ann Christiansen

Bridget

Jody Baldwin

Gemma

Tracey Wilkinson

Mrs. Caird

Willie Ross

Ginga

Tracy Whitwell

Clare

Su Elliot

Mrs Brabin

Daniel James Lake

Matthew Brabin

Libby Davison

Miss Warren

Val McLane

Maureen

Adam Fogerty

Zak

Anne Orwin

Auntie Maud

Lynne Wilmot

Cashier

Brendan P. Healy

Park Worker

Alan Shearer

Himself

Charlie Richmond

Mally

Billy Fane

Bingo caller

Kate Garbutt

Baby Sheara

Laura Garbutt

Baby Sheara

Jo-Anne Horan

Waterstone's assistant

Rebekah Joy Gilgan

Cashier 1

Michael Hodgson

Business man

Bill Gerard

Policeman

Phil Swinburne

Policeman

Joyce Gibbs

Magistrate

Christopher Connel

Vicar

Veronica Twidle

Old dear

Chris Wiper

Jimmy

Richard Dawson

Bright boy

Helen Parker

Bright girl

Adam Moran

Darren

Anna-Marie Gascoigne

Dinner lady

Joanne Hickson

Janine

Hayley Murray

Kebab shop girl

Madeleine Moffat

Mrs. Harvey

Trevor Fox

Car park attendant

Dylan Barnes

Edgy man (Uncredited)

Liam Elcoat

Park boy (Uncredited)

Cat LaCohie

Lindsey (Uncredited)