Jonny Owen

Henry Fielding (as Jonathan Owen)

Roger Evans

Teddy Shitfingers

Eve Myles

Sally Fielding

Denise Welch

Delilah

Matt Berry

Philip da Purve

Margaret John

Nanny

Geno Washington

Friedkin

John Henshaw

Bar Owner

Stephen Marzella

Bob Dobillina

Charles Dale

Factory Foreman

Neil Rayment

Thompson

Brendan Charleson

Police Sergeant

Joanna Griffiths

WPC Helen Anderson

Phylip Harries

Jenko Powers

Jim Meyrick

Gusher

Jonny Sleaze

Himself

Dean Davies

Helicopter Pilot