George Burns

God

Suzanne Pleshette

Paula Richards

David Birney

Don Richards

Louanne

Tracy Richards

John Louie

Shingo

Conrad Janis

Charles Benson, School Principal

Anthony Holland

Dr. Jerome Newell

Hugh Downs

NBC Newscaster

Joyce Brothers

Herself on NBC

Wilfrid Hyde-White

Judge Thomas Miller

Marian Mercer

Harriet Manley

Bebe Drake

Dr. Young, School Psychologist

Vernon Weddle

Superintendant Jeffrey Hodges

Alma Beltran

Rosa, Paula's Housekeeper

Mari Gorman

Mrs. Hudson, Tracy's Teacher

Terry Bolo

2nd Girl in Lounge

Edie McClurg

Secretary