Rodney Dangerfield

Monte Peterson

Andrew Dice Clay

Tony Morano

John Byner

Preston Gates

Molly Shannon

Barbara Van Dyke

Jerry Stiller

Don Giovanni

John Pinette

Stewart

Rob deLeeuw

Shuffles

Angelika Libera

Emily

Kate Luyben

Virginia

Emmanuelle Vaugier

Sarah

Anita Brown

Megan

Karin Konoval

Janet

Brandy Ledford

Blanche

Anaya Farrell

Louise

Peter Hanlon

J.B. Caldwell

Don MacKay

Judge Roberts

Fred Keating

Ray

Gavin Buhr

Truck Driver

Jud Tylor

Stephanie (as Judy Tylor)