Will Forte

MacGruber

Kristen Wiig

Vicki

Ryan Phillippe

Piper

Powers Boothe

Colonel Faith

Maya Rudolph

Casey

Chris Irvine

Frank Korver

Mark Henry

Tut Beemer

Glenn Jacobs

Tanker Lutz

Dalip Singh

Tug Phelps

Hassan Hamin Assad

Vernon Freedom

Paul Wight

Brick Hughes

Timothy V. Murphy

Constantine

Andy Mackenzie

Hoss

Jasper Cole

Zeke

Val Kilmer

Cunth

Rhys Coiro

Yerik Novikov

Kevin Skousen

Senator Garver

Robert M. Reid

Priest

Jim Giesler

Janitor

Brandon Trost

Brick's Boyfriend

Robert Douglas Washington

Cashier

Chris Kittinger

Man in Tuxedo

Marielle Heller

Clocky

Derek Mears

Large Henchman

John Gibson

Dealer

Vic Browder

Control Room Guard

Russ Dillen

Commander

Michael-David Aragon

Machine Room Guard

Gregory Alan Williams

Minister

Chad Brummett

Military Officer

Sandra Wood

Nude Model

Matt Wood

Bartender

Mark Dimitrijevic

Man in Café

Amar'e Stoudemire

Self

Brian Petsos

Dude

Alan D'Antoni

Russian Guard

Cajardo Lindsey

Railroad Guard #1

Laurence Chavez

Railroad Guard #2 / Compound Guard #2

Matthew Lee Christmas

Railroad Guard #3

Michael Owen

Railroad Bodyguard

Ed Duran

Compound Guard #1

Tomas Sanchez

Compound Guard #3

Bobby Burns

Compound Guard #4

Bill Leaman

Compound Guard #5

Willie Weber

Compound Guard #6

Alan Tafoya

Charging Guard

Michelle Waterson-Gomez

Club Babe #1

Jason Trost

Smoking Guard

Milos Milicevic

KFBR392 Guy

Christina Rouner

News Anchor

Eugene Nosoff

Russian Radio Voice (voice)

Jamie Haqqani

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Jesus Jr.

Edwin Culebra (uncredited)

Cynthia Lee

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Casey Messer

Cunth's Daughter (uncredited)