Penn Jillette

Self

Teller

Self

Caitlin Clarke

Carlotta / Celia McGuire

David Patrick Kelly

Fan

Leonardo Cimino

Ernesto

Celia McGuire

Officer McNamara

Bill Randolph

Floor Director

John Miller

Steve, the Bandleader

Ellen Whyte

Make-up Woman

Ted Neustadt

Bob, the Host

Tudor Sherrard

Frat Boy #1

Billy Morrissette

Frat Boy #2

Jon Cryer

Frat Boy #3

Leonard Parker

Airport Porter

Christopher Durang

Jesus Freak

Camille Saviola

Airport Security Guard

Gwendolyn Shepherd

Mother

Avanti Taylor

Little Girl

Don Plumley

Ticket Agent

Peggy Cosgrave

Ticket Agent

Joseph Amodei

Ticket Agent

Madison Arnold

Slot Player

Jamie Tirelli

Maitre d'

Millie Tirelli

Waitress

Joe Milazzo

Ernesto's Guest

Paul Calderon

Juan

Eddie Gorodetsky

Big Guy

Lum Chang Pang

Muscular One

Maria Laboy

Woman Timekeeper

Ben Lin

Rope Holder #1

Jimmy Carr

Rope Holder #2

James Randi

Rope Holder #3

Rob Elk

Heckler

Nancy Giles

TV Interviewer

Marilyn Cooper

Woman in Parking Lot

Patrick Whitney

Taxi Pusher

Beth Woods

Screaming Showgirl

Anne Conners

Laughing Showgirl

Robert LaSardo

Mugger #1

Tom Sizemore

Mugger #2

Reg E. Cathey

Fan’s Friend

Alan North

Old Cop

Matthew Penn

Young Cop