James Cosmo

George Bergeron

Julie Hagerty

Hazel Bergeron

Armie Hammer

Harrison Bergeron

Patricia Clarkson

Narrator

James C. Burns

Lead HG Man

Yuris Skujins

Stuttering TV Anchor

David Healy

Replacement TV Anchor

Alina Faye

Lead Ballerina

Beckie King

'Prima' Ballerina

Tammy Bruce

Diana Moon Glampers