Suzanne Danielle

Emmannuelle Prevert

Kenneth Williams

Emile Prevert

Kenneth Connor

Leyland / voice of Harry Hernia

Joan Sims

Mrs. Dangle

Jack Douglas

Lyons

Peter Butterworth

Richmond

Larry Dann

Theodore Valentine

Beryl Reid

Mrs. Valentine

Henry McGee

Harold Hump

Victor Maddern

Man in Launderette

Merlin Ward

Dandy

Dino Shafeek

Immigration Officer

Eric Barker

Ancient General

Joan Benham

Cynical Lady

James Fagan

Concorde Steward

Tricia Newby

Surgery Nurse

Malcolm Johns

Sentry

Albert Moses

Doctor

Robert Dorning

The Prime Minister

Steve Plytas

Arabian Official

Michael Nightingale

Police Commissioner

Claire Davenport

Blonde in Pub

Bruce Boa

U.S. Ambassador

Llewellyn Rees

Lord Chief Justice

Jack Lynn

Admiral of the Fleet

Norman Mitchell

Drunken Husband

Deborah Brayshaw

French Buxom Blonde

John Carlin

French Parson

Louise Burton

Girl at Zoo

John Hallet

Substitute Football Player

Gertan Klauber

German Soldier

Susanna East

Colette

Howard Nelson

Harry Hernia

Bruce Wyllie

Football Referee

Marianne Maskell

Maternity Nurse

Philip Clifton

Injured Footballer

Stanley McGeagh

Fleet Street Journalist

Corbet Woodall

I.T.N. Newscaster

Neville Ware

Second Reporter

Nick White

Booked Footballer

Tim Brinton

BBC Newscaster

Bill Hutchinson

First Reporter

Jane Norman

Third Reporter

James Payne

Man in Pub (uncredited)