Dick Van Dyke

Dr. Mark Sloan

Cynthia Gibb

Dr. Amanda Bentley

Stephen Caffrey

Dr. Jack Parker

Barry Van Dyke

Det. Steve Sloan

Mariette Hartley

Kate Hamilton

Peter Scolari

Dr. Zach Drummond

David Warner

Dr. Lloyd Stern

Kerrie Keane

Maggie Drummond

George Hamilton

J.D. Gantry / Harry Lennox

Ron White

Webber Lyman / John Harwin

Christianne Hirt

Justine Whitaker

Debi A. Monahan

Breast Implant Patient

Vernee Watson

Esther Wiggins

Sheila Paterson

Mrs. Thibideaux

Beverley Hendry

Lindsay

Jed Dixon

Jimmy

Jano Frandsen

Harry Lennox

A.C. Peterson

Bruiser

Dave 'Squatch' Ward

Gorilla

Johnny Cuthbert

Vinnie

Ken Kramer

Bearded Man

Cusse Mankuma

Clerk

Jill Muncaster

Waitress at Hotel

Wendy Van Riesen

Hysterical Patient

Deryl Hayes

Police Officer

William Buck

Minister