Robert Carradine

Bruce Palmer

Richard Hillman

Pearl

Patrick Kilpatrick

Bo

Rosanna Arquette

Dawn

Neil Giuntoli

Mac

Talia Shire

Mr. Price

Morton Downey, Jr.

Dick Cash

Alice Ghostley

Eleanor Palmer

Charles Fleischer

Sarah

Clu Gulager

Telegraph Operator

John Gulager

Santa Claus

Tom Gulager

Mr. Remo

Grace Jones

Ms. Remo

Piper Laurie

Evangelist

Garrett Morris

Tom

Steve-O

Clown (uncredited)

Soupy Sales

Ernie Bolza

Peter Ridet

Billy Floyd

Marc Coppola

Dick Cash Announcer (voice) (as The Cope)

Bruce Palmer

Judy

Self

Tilghmin Bollends

Miriam

Adrienne Stout

Normalene

Nancy Hammill

Newscaster

Melissa Ashurst

Grandma

Thomas Keller

Grace Jones

Female Remo

David Bantly

Paramedic (uncredited)

Renee DeBevoise

Cash Girl (uncredited)