Robert Carradine

Bruce Palmer

Richard Hillman

Pearl

Patrick Kilpatrick

Bo

Rosanna Arquette

Dawn

Neil Giuntoli

Mac

Talia Shire

Mr. Price

Morton Downey, Jr.

Dick Cash

Alice Ghostley

Eleanor Palmer

Charles Fleischer

Sarah

Clu Gulager

Telegraph Operator

John Gulager

Santa Claus

Tom Gulager

Mr. Remo

Grace Jones

Ms. Remo

Piper Laurie

Evangelist

Garrett Morris

Tom

Steve-O

Clown (uncredited)

Soupy Sales

Ernie Bolza

Peter Ridet

Billy Floyd