Pierrino Mascarino

Uncle Nino

Joe Mantegna

Robert Micelli

Anne Archer

Marie Micelli

Trevor Morgan

Bobby Micelli

Duke Doyle

Bones

Daniel Adebayo

Joey

Gia Mantegna

Gina

Gianfranco Landi

Italian Truck Driver

Abby Sher

Pet Store Worker

John Judd

Store Worker

Michael Stahl-David

Craig

Shanésia Davis

Lorita (as Shane Williams)

Maureen Gallagher

Ellen

Jessica Szohr

MC

Lucia Guzzardi

Italian Woman

Marilyn Dodds Frank

Store Customer

Ned Schmidtke

Executive

Freeman Coffey

Police Officer

Ian Belknap

John Cummings (as Ian Bellknap)

Keegan-Michael Key

Stranger in Airport

Margaret Kusterman

Sample Lady

Dale Rivera

Limo Driver

Ora Jones

Pinched Grocery Store Customer

Krista Lally

Bathroom M/U

Mindy Bell

Bonnie

Gary Houston

Jerry

Stefano Bizzarri

Italian Postman

Chelcie Ross

Stewart (uncredited)