Eileen Atkins

Judith Starkadder

Kate Beckinsale

Flora Poste

Sheila Burrell

Ada Doom

Stephen Fry

Mybug

Freddie Jones

Adam Lambsbreath

Joanna Lumley

Mary Smiling

Ian McKellen

Amos Starkadder

Miriam Margolyes

Mrs. Beetle

Rufus Sewell

Seth Starkadder

Ivan Kaye

Reuben Starkadder

Jeremy Peters

Urk

Maria Miles

Elfine Starkadder

Christopher Bowen

Charles Fairford

Sophie Revell

Rennet

Rupert Penry-Jones

Dick Hawk-Monitor

Angela Thorne

Mrs. Hawk-Monitor

Basil Hoskins

Couturier

William Osborne

Coiffeur

Richard Bebb

Hawk-Monitor Butler

William Scott-Masson

Bikki

Robert James

Mr. McKnag

Pat Keen

Aunt Gwen

Harry Ditson

Earl P. Neck

Trevor Baxter

Sneller

Tim Myers

Mr. Hawk-Monitor

Frederick Jaeger

Doctor Adolph Müdel