William Lucas

Major Fairclough

Kenneth Cope

Lester Benson

Conrad Phillips

Tom Jenkins

Patsy Rowlands

Mrs. Edgecomb

George Mikell

Paul Verlekt

Burnell Tucker

Dale Meredith

Anna Carteret

Gay Jenkins

Vanda Godsell

Mrs. Jenkins

Gertan Klauber

Meverhof

Doel Luscombe

Assistant Commissioner

Peter Zander

Spankharen

Geoffrey Lumsden

Army Officer

Ronald Bridges

Garage Attendant

The Chantells

Themselves

Kenny Everett

Himself

Kiki Dee

Herself