Troye Sivan

John 'Spud' Milton

John Cleese

Mr. 'The Guv' Edly

Caspar Lee

Garlic

Sven Ruygrok

"Rambo" Clark

Byron Langley

Simon Brown

Blessing Xaba

"Fatty" Sibeko

Tom Burne

Vern "Blackadder" (as Thomas Burne)

Travis Hornsby

"Boggo" Greenstein

Genna Blair

Mermaid

Alex McGregor

Christine

Aaron McIlroy

Dad Milton

Julie Summers

Mom Milton

Brenda Ngxoli

Innocence

Christine Le Brocq

Wombat

Graham Weir

Viking

André Jacobs

New Glock

Ben Vos

Mr Lilly

Mvelisi Mvandaba

"Meany" Dlamini

Laura Santoni

Librarian

Grant Swanby

Frank

Sonia Esgueira

Amber

Lizette Brewis

Myrtle

Luke Tyler

Norman Whiteside

Jonathan Briedenhann

Gavin

Mat Caldecott

Smarmy Lawyer

Cameron Williams

Thinny

Janu Lourens

"Plump" Graham

James Strahlendorf

Sidewinder

Ziyaad Gaibie

Stutterton

Matthew Burman

Rowdy

Anelisa Sintu

Meg Ryan's Son

Mathew Alves

Egg White

Michelle Bruno

Art Teacher

Martin Mostert

Bishop

Francis Chouler

Tipsy Man

Melain Thorne

Tipsy Woman