Corin Nemec

Tom

David Faustino

Ben

Jason Mewes

Quebert

Jason Marsden

Wendell

Lacey Chabert

Cindy

Edward Furlong

Tye

Cecily Gambrell

Julie

Michael DeLorenzo

Rocko

Andy Dick

Patrick

Danny Trejo

Shady

Edward Bunker

Big Joe

Robert Rodriguez

Mr. Lewis

Page Falkinburg Jr.

Sleezy Guy

Gina DeVettori

Carly

Ted Raimi

Special Agent Brown

Colby Kane

Special Agent Houston

Jennifer Finnigan

Morgan

Maurice Chasse

Agent

Sammy Montero

Waiter

Michael Rivkin

Ryan

Rachael Bella

Lindsey

Kincaid Walker

Flight Attendant

Maeve Quinlan

Sarah

Rebecca Thomas

Teenage Fan

Johnny Barajas

Kid #2

Emily Freeman

Billie

Gavin Grissom

Arnie

Camille Rousseau

Bartender

Fallon Taylor

Bobbie

Debbie Trejo

Casting Director

Binky van Bilderbeek

Schwarzenegger / Connery (voice)

Gilbert Trejo

Kid #1

Kimberly Kramer

News Anchor