David Johansen

Officer Gunther Toody

John C. McGinley

Officer Francis Muldoon

Fran Drescher

Velma Velour

Nipsey Russell

Police Captain Dave Anderson

Rosie O'Donnell

Lucille Toody

Daniel Baldwin

Don Motti

Jeremy Piven

Herbert Hortz

Bobby Collins

Carlo (as Bobby C. Collins)

Louis Di Bianco

Nicco

Al Lewis

Leo Schnauzer

Barbara Hamilton

Mrs. Muldoon

Eliza Roberts

Boys in Blue Director (as Eliza Garrett)

Rik Colitti

Sgt. Abrams

Penn Jillette

Luther

Teller

Luther

Tone Loc

Hackman

Coati Mundi

Mambo Singer

Ellen-Ray Hennessy

Arlene

Sally Cahill

Brandy

Jackie Richardson

Madam

Arlene Duncan

Officer Kagan

Peter Keleghan

DA #1

Conrad Coates

DA #2

Terry Howson

Henchman #1

Eli Gabay

Henchman #2

Joanna Bacalso

Beautiful Young Woman

Elena Kudaba

Mrs. Pirogi

Von Flores

Mr. Kim

Faye Wayne

Spitting Lady

Floyd Flex

Rap Fellow

Devon Martin

Rap Fellow

Mojo Nixon

Sidewalk Preacher

Jack Anthony

Proprietor at Shooting Gallery

Jackie Harris Greenberg

Woman In Slip

Steven Gallo

Kid in Chorus

Marc Marut

Kid In Chorus

Bradley Machry

Kid in Chorus

Danny Savovic

Kid in Chorus