Erin Brown

Patricia Porker (Spiderbabe)

Julian Wells

Lucinda Knoxx (Femtilian)

Darian Caine

Lisa Knoxx

Adam Cox

Mark Jeremy ("M.J.") Wetson

Christine Domaniecki

Aunt Maybe

Peter Quarry

Uncle Flem

Michael R. Thomas

Dr. Dowell

Shelby Taylor

Queen Bee

John Link

Manholio Bar Manager

Justin Wingenfeld

School Bully

John Paul Fedele

Ring Master

Terry West

Clown #1

T.J. Glenn

Clown #2 / Other Roles

Suzi Lorraine

Sally

Emily Booth

Fly Girl

Ruby LaRocca

Subway Girl

C.J. DiMarsico

Fantasy Girl

Juliette Charles

JJJ

Bethany Lott

Journalist Intern

Zachary Snygg

Cop #1 / Diner Mala (as John Bacchus)