Goldie Glitters

Tricia Nixon

Richard Koldewyn

Pope Paul VI (as Scrumbly Koldewyn)

Sylvester

Coretta Scott King / Delegate from Uma Guma

Steven Arnold

Joan Kennedy

Frank Bourquin

Mrs. Cox, Sr.

Pristine Condition

Rose Kennedy

Dusty Dawn

Julie Nixon Eisenhower

Tomata Du Plenty

Hazel the Maid

Anton Dunnigan

Eartha Kitt

John Flowers

Phyllis Diller

Marga Gómez

Indira Gandhi

Chris Kilo

Rev. Billy Graham

Michael J. Lyons

Prince Charles

Link Martin

Madame Nu

Johnny McGowan

Jackie Onassis / Bridesmaid

Milton Miron

Announcer / BB Rebozo (as Sebastian)

Marshall Olds

Edward Cox, the groom

Kreemah Ritz

President Nixon

John Rothermel

Mamie Eisenhower

Lendon Sadler

Mahalia Jackson / Bridesmaid

Michael Shane

Lady Bird Johnson

Pamela Tent-Carpenter

Golda Meir / Bridesmaid

Steven Walden

Queen Elizabeth II / Bridesmaid

Daniel Ware

Martha Mitchell

Roger Webster

David Eisenhower

Martin Worman

Sen. George Murphy

Cameron Oppenheimer

Pat Nixon (as Bobbi Cameron)