Chris McDonnell

McDick

Mo Collins

Molten Lava

Peter Breitmayer

Captain Donkowski

Danny Trejo

Oscar

Amanda Conlon

Melanie

Brandon Motherway

Douglas

Sanjay Malhotra

Munpoon

Zachary Wobensmith

Thug

Emily Loeb

Virginia

Casey Webb

Edson

Greg Georgiou

Conroy

Al Nazemian

Munpoon's Sidekick

David Bianchi

Everett Kahn

Kelvin Hale

Informant

Salvatore Hodgson

Bald Cop