Jonathan Silverman

Taylor Darcy

Natasha Gregson Wagner

Lynn Piegi

Greg Grunberg

Barry

Kari Wuhrer

Gwendolyn

Annabelle Gurwitch

Melissa

Maz Jobrani

Dr. Michel

Jason Lemons

Evin Darcy

Dennis Lipscomb

Dr. Votkiff

Patty McCormack

Janice Piegi

Norman Parker

Anthony Piegi

Mark Brodie

Gerald the Intern

Lisa Arning

Wet Dream Nurse

Tom Sheppard

Strolling Minstrel

Elizabeth Beckwith

Perky Woman in Elevator

Howard Mann

Mr. Melanoma

Pat Crawford Brown

Crickety Nurse

Anjali Bhimani

Food Swilling Wench

Brian Coughlin

Corporate Monkey at Coffee Machine

Andrew Patrick Ralston

Concerned Christian Soul

Wendy Johnson

Uzi Tongue Nurse

Paulara Hawkins

Super Bitch Nurse

Lela Lee

Incompetent Nurse

Justine Slater

Sleepy Face Nurse

Kirk Johnson

Jar Head Orderly

Devan Greene

Pinhead Orderly

Lisa Tejero

Oncologist

Nat Faxon

Delivery Guy

Jeanette Miller

Old Lady #1

Jo Farkas

Old Lady #2

Anneh B. Gabriel

Girl at Party

Don Danielson

Guy at Party

Carmen Conte

Office Worker (uncredited)

Jeff Harman

Guy at Party (uncredited)

Mike Hawks

Office Worker (uncredited)

Hayden Rae

Doctor #2 (uncredited)