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Sal

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Philadelphia Phil

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Polly Humphreys

Christine

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Sports Dogg

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Angel Estrada

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Nicole Mcgee

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Waitress

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Bouncer #2

Christiane Figueiredo

Paul and Sal's Stripper

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Natasha

Stripper #2

Makenzie

Stripper #3

Christine Elizabeth

Stripper #4

Chyna

Stripper #5

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Parking Garage Driver #1

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Parking Garage Reporter

Cabbie

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