Linda Blair

Jamie

Barbara Bosson

Pam

Georg Stanford Brown

Charlie

Ray Buktenica

Bob

Colleen Camp

Young Lady

John Carradine

Gentleman

Marilyn Chambers

Self

Sybil Danning

Sherry

Julia Duffy

Majorie

Brodie Greer

Bert

Squire Fridell

Newscaster

Rich Hall

Announcer

Deborah Harmon

Mom

Sunny Johnson

Missy

David L. Lander

Fritz #1

Audrey Landers

Lola

Kim Lankford

Woman

Meadowlark Lemon

Willie

Jim McKrell

Voice Over Announcer

Michael McKean

Fritz #2

Ed Marinaro

Phil

Diana Muldaur

Missus Toni

Barry Pearl

Bob

William Sanderson

Carl

Peter Scolari

Phil

Bob Seagren

Frank

James B. Sikking

Dracula

P. J. Soles

Young Lady

Wendie Jo Sperber

Marquesse de Sade

Bryon Stewart

Mohammed

Jennifer Tilly

Joni

Jimmie Walker

Thomas

Bruce Weitz

Larry

Fred Willard

Dad

George Wyner

Irving Rosenbloom Private Eye

Keenan Wynn

Charlie

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

Bopper

Karen Mayo-Chandler

Secretary

Marie-Alise Recasner

Stewardess

Tracy Vaccaro

Marlene

Doyle Baker

Executive

Ed Berke

Hold-up Man

Robert Sherman

Delivery Man

Shawn Campbell

Billy

Jill Horton

Suzy

Wendie Griffin

Cheerleader

Robin Hoff

Melanie / Secretary

J.W. Smith

Receiver

Hank Cunnington

Donald #1

Lisa Fuller

Stephanie

Denise Gauthier

Shelia

Ron Hayes

Donald #2

Don Lara, Jr

Ramone

Russ Parsons

Seth

Pamela West

Rhonda

Gail Davis

Wicked Witch

Mason Nupuf

Hansel

Ron Sloan

Ogre

Wilson Camp

Businessman

Paul Cavonis

Construction Worker

Marvin Cohen

Bartender

Lou Michaels

Complaining Wife

Michael Preminger

Complaining Husband

Paul Sylvan

'Hate' Man

Jere Rae Mansfield

Daughter / Young Lady

Niki Rae

Mother / Punker

Joshua Grenrock

Fencer #1

Scott Ingram

Fencer #2

Lynda Wiesmeier

Bambi

Dennis Bowen

W.W. II Flyer

Don Bovingloh

Father

Gregory Levinson

Brat

De'Ann Power

Wench

Dolores Cantu

Maid

Pilar Delano

Cavewoman

Leslie Shenkel

Investor Caveman

Stuart Rankine

Burly Caveman

Joel Blasberg

Rabbi

Susan Gordon

Shelly

Mark Lowenthal

Bert

Joel Rice

Ronnie

Sara Lee Wade

Missy's Friend

Bill Elliott

Ezra And The Four Feingolds: Keyboards

Chuck Fiore

Ezra And The Four Feingolds: Bass

Dennis Herring

Ezra And The Four Feingolds: Guitar

Arno Lucas

Ezra And The Four Feingolds: Percussionist

Beau Segal

Ezra And The Four Feingolds: Drums

Scott Mansfield

Ezra Birnbaum

Lloyd Alan

Dino Dante

Meredith Eisenberg

Young Girl

Wendy Hoffmann

Bubbles

Garth Stevens

Young Dino

Joe Colligan

Arthur

Carey Salley

Valerie

Steve Tannen

Delivery Man

Christine Bayly

Lilli

Scott Feinstein

C.P.A.

Jerry Lacy

Bill

Erika Eleniak

Brooke

Phillip Toubus

Roger

Lori Anne Wagner

Sheila

Lisa Fong

Oriental Mom

Andrew Louie

Oriental Son

Marla Pennington

American Mom

Joey Tushnet

American Son

Danny Robinson

Don

Sandra Will

Sheila

Newell Alexander

Bob

John Howard Swain

Businessman

Ruble Maxwell Blakey

Janitor

Gerald Griffin

Scientist

Jeffrey Kramer

Announcer

Dana Kunath

Naked Lady #1

Joanna Storm

Naked Lady #2

Fred Fox, Jr

Assistant Director

Karen Lorre

Randy Miller

Ron Roy

Jogger

Corey Burton

Voice Over Announcer