Vinnie Duwe

Angus Bazooka

Sean R. Brooks

Judah Bazooka

Angela Cohen

Christine

Nicole Galati

Jackie

Joseph Campellone

Henchman

Steven Nelson

Kirk

Jason J. Michael

Dave

Omar Portilla

Sanchez

Stosh Zona

Gus Bazooka

Roberto Lombardi

Janitor

Anita Sabherwal

Natalie

Tanya Badgley

Aquatics Instructor

Derek DeAngelis

Derek

Stephen Rourke

Health Inspector

Steven J. Klaszky

Priest

Trey Sutliff

Matt Brennan, FBI

Chris McMullin

Idiot Cousin

Chase Bowman

Jackie's Boy Toy