Hughston Walkinshaw

Simon / Bookstore Patron

Jill Anderson

Gina, Simon's Girlfriend

Frankie Bee

Jorge, Columbian Jewel Thief

Christopher M. Dukes

Gustavo, Columbian Jewel Thief

Lars Erik Madsen

Lars, the Donut Guy

Dick Mueller

Mort, Simon's Father

Scott Kurz

Evan, Simon's Brother

Rene Johnson

Claudette, Simon's Sister

Melissa Jarecke

Myra, Simon's Mother

Robert J. Garfield

Bob, Charismatic Guitar Player

Tim Siragusa

Telemarketing Trainer

Donald Ray Schwartz

Jeweler

Ben Nelson

Himself (Nebraska Governor)

Richard A. Roth

Himself (Douglas County Sheriff)

Allan Abbott

Himself (Dept. of Roads Director)

Delbert D. Weber

Himself (Chancellor, University of Nebraska - Omaha)

Michael Scott

FEDS Host

Earl E. Bates III

Lead FEDS Agent

David Gaines

Buddhist Guru

Aaron Fili

Ian, the Photographer

Thomas F. Rudloff

Bookstore Owner

Scott Blankenship

Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers

Chip Burns

FEDS Agent

Bruce Cole-Edwards

Buddhist Monk

Shea Degan

FEDS Victim

James E. Duff

Bumpkin at Truck Stop

Jim Exon

Himself

Marilyine Franklin

FEDS Agent

Greg Fredrick

FEDS Agent

J.B. Jones

Telemarketer

Katie Kasher

Telemarketer

Steve Kuhn

Coffee Drinker Under Window

David Kundy

Pipe Smoker

Aaron Kurzdorfer

Skateboard Dude

Larry Michelson

Announcer

P.J. Morgan

Himself (Omaha Mayor)

Johari Nichols

Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers

Rachael Osborn

Child on Street in Omaha

Frank Rizzuto

Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers

Donneania Shepherd

Telemarketing Student

Steven Tamisiea

Waiter

Kent Theesen

FEDS Agent

Fritz Thorne

Lead Kickboxer (Chicken Man)