Rita Tushingham

Penelope

Dudley Moore

Sergeant

Harry Secombe

Shelter Man

Arthur Lowe

Father

Roy Kinnear

Plastic Mac Man

Spike Milligan

Mate

Jimmy Edwards

Nigel

Michael Hordern

Bules Martin

Peter Cook

Inspector

Ralph Richardson

Lord Fortnum of Alamein

Mona Washbourne

Mother

Richard Warwick

Alan

Frank Thornton

The BBC

Dandy Nichols

Mrs Ethel Shroake

Jack Shepherd

Underwater Vicar

Marty Feldman

Nurse Arthur

Bill Wallis

The Prime Minister

Henry Woolf

Electricity Man

Gordon Rollings

Drip Feed Patient

Ronnie Brody

Chauffeur

Cecil Cheng

Chinaman

Edward Malin

Club Waiter

Chris Konyils

Policeman