Danny La Rue

Fred Wimbush

Alfred Marks

General Brincker

Lance Percival

Smallpiece

Lally Bowers

Miss Flodden

Frances de la Tour

Miss Lockhart

Walter Gotell

Schmidt

Kristin Hatfield

Hilary (as Kristin Hatfeild)

Jenny Twigge

Judith

Vanessa Furse

Prunella

Seretta Wilson

Elvira

Sophie Batchelor

Emma

John Barrard

Patron

Nancy Nevinson

Patron's Wife

Cyril Shaps

Doctor

Frank Thornton

British Colonel

André Maranne

Resistance Fighter (as Andre Maranne)

Barrie Gosney

Bertie

David Ellen

Bobby

Toni Palmer

Vendeuse

Jennifer Croxton

Jeanette

Anthony Sagar

RSM

Noel Coleman

Senior RAF Official

Peter Greenwell

Emcee

Agatha

Herself

Cyd Child

French Tart