Carlos Alazraqui

Winston Pritchett

Elliot Page

Stella Blackstone

Vince Corazza

Jared

Barbara Alyn Woods

Catherine Blackstone

Tim Progosh

Walter Blackstone

Michael Kanev

Albert

Gary Hudson

Fred Tomlinson

Landon Peters

Stone Savage

Sheldon Bergstrom

Simon

Rob Roy

Funeral Director

Ariel Bastian

Kelli Blackstone

Krista Mitchell

Terri Tomlinson

Jody Peters

Joseph

Gwen Seed

Louisa

Jane Cooke

Miss Chapel

Allison Knight

Jennifer #1

Tasha Lukenchuk

Jennifer #2

Tim Hilderbrand

Police Officer

Duke

Self

Tyler Baptist

High School Student (uncredited)

Daniel Ford Beavis

Cameraman (uncredited)