Bob Hoskins

Alan Darcy

Danny Nussbaum

Tim

Bruce Jones

Geoff

Annette Badland

Pat

Frank Harper

Ronnie Marsh

Darren O. Campbell

Daz (as Darren Campbell)

Karl Collins

Stuart

Justin Brady

Gadget

Jimmy Hynd

Meggy

Johann Myers

Benny

James Corden

Carl 'Tonka' Marsh

Mat Hand

Wesley 'Fagash' Fraser

James Hooton

'Wolfman' Knighty

Pamela Cundell

Auntie Iris

Sarah Thom

Louise

Sammy Pasha

Jimmy Marsh

Gina Aris

Sharon

Ladene Hall

Pob

Anthony Clarke

Youngy

Maureen O'Grady

Janet Knight

Jo Bell

Jo

Dena Smiles

Lesley

Darren Campbell

Daz

Krishan Beresford

Young Darcy

Sun Hand

Jordan

Tanya Myers

Sally the Judge

Tony Nyland

Gadget's Dad

Paul Fraser

Photographer

Shane Meadows

Man with Saucepan on Head

Collin Higgins

Knighty's Dad

Ian Smith

Prosecutor