Robert Caso

Frank I / Ethel

Kevin Schon

Frank II / Mirabelle

Courtney Gibbs

Misty Blue / Joanne

Herb Edelman

Rupert Hess

Brian Thompson

Bruno

M. Emmet Walsh

Garcia / Gesundheim

Shannon Tweed

The First Class Stewardess

Zsa Zsa Gabor

The Stewardess

Little Richard

Airborne Mustard Lover

John Vernon

Von Bulo

Alex Cord

Herskovitz

Yvonne De Carlo

Mrs. Hess

Richard Gautier

The Bartender

Norman Fell

The Dentist

Billy Barty

The Bell Boy

Lou Ferrigno

Fed. #1

David Birney

Fed. #2

Camilla Sparv

The Maitre D'

Erik Estrada

Gonzales

Bubba Smith

The Cop

Shelley Michelle

Miss Honduras

Julie Gray

Miss Hungary

Lisa Altamirano

Miss Spain

Cindy Ambuehl

Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)

Donna Baltron

Miss Cuba

Penelope Crabtree

Miss Poland

Natasha Pavlovich

Miss Bolivia

Kelly Fine

Miss Iraq

Maureen Flaherty

Miss Romania

Andrea Parker

Miss France

Spice Williams-Crosby

Sam

Virginia Brady

Butch Guard

Jamee Natella

Waitress

Ted Lange

The Flower Peddler

Robert Sacchi

Gesundheim II