Ken Johnson

Mark the Lumberjack

The Chris Bosies

Brick McPherson

Sammy Barnes

Greasy Joe

Warren Bloodsworth Jr.

Winston

Bob Connelly

The Prospector

Don Atkinson

Bunky

Matt Ripa

Sam Bucket

John Taylor

Bob Bucket

Josh Taylor

Bill Bucket

Graham Caldwell

Sheriff Hanson

Kurt Ludwick

Deputy Allen

Jim King

The Doc

Richard Bird

Arnie

Paul Klaverweiden

Mitch

Jordan A. Nichols

Frank Greene

Mary Vease

Mee Maw

Robert Walter

Officer Butch

Fred Wimbrow

Bigfoot

Jon Parke

Jerk Bear

Brian Keane

Dan Doppler

Michael Hudson

Porn-mag Pete

Joan Morris

Leonard's Mistress

Matt Bogdan

Dennis Loafer

Rob Schneider

Big Bury Bomber #1

Nancy Davies

Big Bury Bomber #2

Vaughn H. Waters

Pimp Daddy

Matthew LaCurts

Cheap Charlie (voice)

Eric Walter

The Bitch (voice)