Scott Baio

Roger Ellis

Faye Grant

Denise

Randy Brooks

David

Peter Coffield

Jerry

Mickey Rooney

Self

Jane Hoffman

Mrs. Pritchardson

Jeffrey Marcus

Jon Lipton (as Jeff Marcus)

Liz Callaway

Judy Matheson

James Carroll

Fred

Ralph Davis

Vic

Ron Fassler

Bob

Julia Montgomery

Marlene

Bernard Barrow

Nathan Aldrich

Robert Hitt

Stanley Simpson

Vincent Spano

Dick

Peter Leeds

Mickey's Friend

Patti Walsh

Peggy

James Weissenbach

Jim

Robert Townsend

Randy

Jason Alexander

Pete

Elaine Kilden

Call Girl

Ed Van Nuys

Malcolm Ferris

Gretchen West

Desiree

Mansoor Najee-Ullah

Pimp

Freda Foh Shen

Ticket Agent

John Randolph Jones

Mr. Whitaker

Mary Alan Hokanson

ITA Receptionist

Isabell O'Connor

Manhattan Receptionist