Hulk Hogan

R J "Hurricane" Spencer

Chris Lemmon

Martin "Bru" Brubaker

Carol Alt

Kelly LaRew

Patrick Macnee

Edward Whitaker

Heidi Mark

Alison Wilson

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

Mason Lee

Ashley Gorrell

Jessica Whitaker Spencer

Jimmy Hart

Jammin' Jimmy

Constance Towers

Cavanna

Kamel Krifa

Valdez

Joe Candelora

DEA Agent Harris

Steve Howard

Teacher

Steve Powell

Photographer

April Storms

Herself

Russ Wheeler

Thunder (voice)

Ed Leslie

Brutus

Paul Taylor

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