David Paige

Dick / Cult Member (as Dave Paige)

Adam Malamut

Adam

Laura Glascott

Emily / Cult Member

Loren Mash

Sally

Brie Bouslaugh

Debbie

Joe Mande

Joe

Curt Croner

Yeti / Police Officer

Eric Gosselin

Sex Piss / Crappy Cult Member

Leo Boivin

Raymond

Mark Wahlberg

Priest

Noah Wolf

Sloppy Poppy

Adam Deyoe

Old Man / Cult Member

Adam Balivet

Tentacle Boy (as Adam Balevet)

Forrest Borie

Team B Leader

Sol Cattus Prifto

Yeti Hunter