Emilio Estevez

Dan

Steven Weber

Jeff

Kelly Rowan

Jill

Leah Lail

Angel

Lisa Robin Kelly

Tristan

Catherine O'Hara

Dr. Fontes

John Carroll Lynch

Sgt. Van Wyck

John Hawkes

Ponzo

Sarah Silverman

Jen

Bobby Edner

The Stranger Danger Kid

Marshall Bell

Bartender

Reni Santoni

Drunk

Katie Wright

Mia

Michelle Azar

Woozy Woman

Flynn Beck

Girl

David Bowe

Guy at Club

Chris Conner

Actor

Allen Covert

Coked Guy

E.J. Curse

Hunk

Charles Esten

Beverly Hills Cop

Tom Hodges

Passenger Cop

Sean Masterson

BMW Man

Jonathan Loughran

Nitro

Kelly Monaco

Centerfold Elaina

Rob Moran

Director

Bret McCormick

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