David Lodge

Dad

Joan Sims

Mum

Wilfrid Brambell

Grandad

Lynne Carol

Grandma

Barbara Windsor

Hiker girl

Ronnie Stevens

Hiker

Ron Moody

German

Graham Stark

Gendarme

Rodney Bewes

Loverboy

Catherine Feller

Lover Girl

Rodney Bewes

Lover Boy

Warren Mitchell

Maitre d'Hotel

Aubrey Woods

Immigration Officer

Hugh Paddick

French Commercial Traveller

Joan Sterndale-Bennett

Madame of Hotel

Sandor Elès

Shop Assistant

Fred Emney

Gourmet

Thomas Gallagher

Gardener

Barrie Gosney

Mini Dad

Paul Grist

Ship's Officer

Anne Kellett

Mini Mum

Bettine Le Beau

War Museum Attendant

Andreas Malandrinos

Garage Owner

Brian Murphy

Englishman at Garage

Henry Woolf

French Taxi Driver

Tex Fuller

Onion Seller