Ben Bishop

Hammy

Lorena Gonzalez

Catherine

Donovan Mullings

Dr. Animalius

Kristen McCabe

Eelania

Stevo Nystrom

Dragon the Bouncer

Ashland Thomas

Sleaziest Patron

Jazmin D. Johnson

The Manager

Harold Dennis

Xavier Tireland

Marissa Chastain

Ruth Tireland

Nina Kern

Lizard Dancer

David Wolfgang von Ehrlicher

Sleazy Bar Patron

Fee Basanavisius

Judy Tireland

Connar Brown Sprenger

Additional Hamster Noises (voice)

Niko Gerentes

Safari Sam (voice)

Casey Hilb

Sad Party Goer/Bottle Girl

Ross Childs

Singing Waiter

Nathalie Galde

Maria