Larry the Cable Guy

Himself

Charlie Callas

Rabbi Schultz

Rich Delia

Simon

Cole Downing

Scientologist

Sean Patrick Flaherty

Dirty Caroler Son

Flavor Flav

Wiseman

Penn Jillette

Ghost of Christmas Present

Jamie Kennedy

Ghost of Christmas Past

Lisa Lampanelli

Mrs. Claus

George Wendt

Santa Claus

Delia Sheppard

Santa's Trophy Wife

Angela Little

Santa's Helper

Vicki Lawrence

Mama