Benny Baker

Mr. Gluckschen

Vivian Bonnell

Pamela Reschner, the Mayor's Secretary

Hamilton Camp

Gibbons

Keene Curtis

Crandall

Richard Deacon

City Councilman

Stephanie Edwards

News Anchor

John Finnegan

Policeman

Alice Ghostley

Narrator - Mrs. Gluckschen

Arlene Golonka

Helen Bobowicz

Jerry Houser

Policeman

Gabe Kaplan

Anthony DePalma

Bill McLean

Homeless Man

Clive Revill

Prof. Mazzocchi

J. Jay Saunders

Fireman

Van Snowden

Henrietta the Chicken

Bill Sorrells

Carl Bobowicz

Dick Van Patten

Mayor Bagley

Peter Billingsley

Arthur Bobowicz

Lulee Fisher

Screaming Woman

Chris Hebert

George

Helen Geller

Henrietta the Chicken (voice)