Alan Marx

Max

Paula Poundstone

Karen

Chris Elliott

Hopper

Robert Bloodworth

Lord Buckethead

R.C. Nanney

Chester / Captain Starfighter

Lisa Huss

Alien

Gordon Petersen

Alien

Susan Gellner

Alien

Lane Davidson

Alien

Joy Laurens

Alien

John Davis

Alien

Dave Hager

Chief Norman

Kevin O'Reilly

Father Cleary

Fred Stevenson

Colonel Lax

Steve Howard

Mr. Uker

Kyrin Packard

Mrs. Uker

Elvis Owensby

Timothy

Rhett Owensby

Little Jeff

Edmund Panzer

Professor