Eric Sykes

Mr. Pangbourne

Robin Bailey

Chief Constable

Norman Bird

Doctor

Glyn Houston

Ticket Collector

Roy Kinnear

Fishfingers

Fulton Mackay

Colonel Noriss

Lee Montague

Guvnor

Tony Selby

Boozy

George Sewell

Knocker

Crispin Dexter

Edison

Wayne Brooks

Cub Scout

Alan Cox

Cub Scout

Quinn Hawkins

Cub Scout

Terry Kinsella

Cub Scout

Keith Shail

Cub Scout

Rupert Sheard

Cub Scout

Timothy Woodward

Cub Scout

Joseph Brady

Father Williams

Steven Crossley

Picnic 1

Dean Harris

PC Radio Operator

Leo Dolan

Police Sergeant

Auriol Lee

Huntress 1

Terry Downes

Woodsman

Bryan Oliver

Marker 5

Osmund Bullock

Police Constable Turner

Jeremy Gittens

Police Constable Jones

Peter Caton

3rd Patient

Anna Dawson

Courting Woman

Bunny May

Courting Man

Nosher Powell

Guvnor's Henchman

Joe Lynch

Shepherd

Nigel McLaughlan

Huntsman

Mark Holmes

Police Constable

Simon Chandler

Lieutenant

Peter Childs

Sergeant Beaconsfield

Ian Bartholomew

Naval Radio Operator

Geoffrey Leesley

Army Radio Operator

Marc Sinden

RAF Radio Operator

Terence Maidment

Frogman

Stuart Fell

Fisherman

Rory O'Connor

Colonel Norriss' Assistant

David Garth

Ministry Official

Norman Gay

Wealthy Gentleman (uncredited)

Ralph G. Morse

Cocky Soldier (uncredited)