Chris Musselwhite

Self

Kate Cullinane

Gimli

Robin Renny

Self

Andrew McSweeney

Francais Tallywacker

Adam van Gelder

John Spate

Adrian Bowley

Shirley Major

Brian Sibley

Self

Anna Greyson

Interviewer

Kristan Ross

Little Girl / Native

Glen O'Dare

Thug

Julian van Gelder

Self

Gavin Henry

Savage Henry

Katie McQueen

Hollywood Executive

Jules Ross

Fake Shemp / Soundman / Pub Folk

Karen van Gelder

Croydon Film Commissioner

Simon Van Gelder

Dead Soundman / Policeman / Ghost

Paul J. Hayes

Soundman 2

Ian McKellen

Self

Ramon Rivero

Self

Michael Howard

Pub Folk

Alice Horner

Alice (John's Girlfriend)

Catherine Boaks

Pub Folk

Alex Panayi

Pub Folk

Alex Cox

Native

Katherine Gwilt

Native

Theo Ross

Native

Adrienne Cluer

Self

John Washtell

Wooly Liberal (Definitely himself)

David Renny

Headteacher

Keith Pettitt

Dancing Man

Gemma the Dog

Warg

Tim Briggs

Soundman 3