Violent J

Big Baby Sweets

Shaggy 2 Dope

Sugar Bear

Harland Williams

Officer Harry Cox

Jamie Madrox

Big Stank

Monoxide Child

Lil Poot

John G. Brennan

The Chief

Rudy Ray Moore

Dolemite

Myzery

Green Willie

Mick Foley

Cactus Sac

Jumpsteady

Hack Benjamin

Floyd Vivino

Announcer

Jerry Only

Himself

Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein

Himself

Michael Graves

Himself

Dr. Chud

Himself

Bob Greenberg

Magic Ninja

Fred Berry

Bootleg Greg

Stefan Kudek

Dr. Dinglenut

Alex Abbiss

Hazad

Sindee Williams

Missy

Kayla Kleevage

Phat Tittie Kittie (as Kimberlee Chiapeti)

Jeanmarie Evans

Little Old Lady Sweets

Keith Perry

Father Duckett

Lee Willet

Magic Ninja

Mike E. Clark

Self

Florence Sturgeon

Suburban Mom

John Hartmann

Suburban Dad

Billy Bill

Himself