Kevin Sherwood

Kevin

Kevin Kirkpatrick

Gordon

Scott Rinker

Paul (as Scott Allen Rinker)

Dave Hanson

Reese

John Heard

Gordon's Dad

Beverly D'Angelo

Gordon's Mom

Kelly LeBrock

Angela's Mom

Joe Nieves

Fernando

William Katt

Reese's Boss

Meredith Zealy

Angela

Yvonne Arias

Veronica

Niko Posey

Stephanie

Michael Bell

Narrator

Ben Messmer

Johnny

Jon Spinogatti

Sound Board Operator

Chris Hollyfield

Little Person

Mitch Barrett

Judas

Joel Rieck

Jesus

Kris Buccieri

City Council Speaker

Michael Rachlis

Young Paul

Jorge Ortiz

Carlos

Richard Blade

Voice of Richard Blade

Steve Mallory

Werewolf Man

Andrew J. Brawley

Iowa Corn Farmer

Dan Chandler

Health Inspector

Chase Kim

Asian Renald McJones

Ned Locario

Porn Boss

Mary Nieves

Paul's Chick

Sarah O'Connell

Iowa Corn Farmer

Brandy Mettert Paolini

Real Estate Agent

Paul Pieper

Renald McJones

George Podegracz

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